quinnf4brays:
lucyforpromqueen:
quinnf4brays:
there are animals called dikdiks

pronounced.. dick-dicks?
no pronounced xylophone
what if you bought one and then had kids rent them for their birthday parties ‘hey mommie can we all go ride that mans dick-dick?’
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laughfever:
Your hair is the same color as his shoes!
Oh hell, Keyona!
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For science, we had to write a book about anything we wanted, but had to involve clouds and their specific types, etc.
I wrote mine from a unicorn’s point of view.
The unicorn gets kidnapped, trapped in a Cannibalistic Unicorn Study Lab on Earth,
finally escapes, and then gets hit by a car and dies.
so enchanting c:
methlabrador:
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
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londonrains:
-peetas:
loki-dokey:
blackbirdrose:
khislight82:
johnegburp:
i…finished it
reblogging cause of reasons
I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I CANNOT

BEAUTY. BEAUTY EVERYWHERE
i can’t believe it’s been taken this far
i should not be laughing this hard
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